I just got home from pulling a double shift. We have inspections at the hospital this next week and they have turned me loose with the buffer in the patients rooms...

I am overtired and can't sleep.

And they say Blondes are dumb...hahaha

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LAto NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game. The blonde,who's tired and just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rollsover to the window to catch a few winks.The lawyer persists and says the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention; and figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to the game.The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earthto the moon?"The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer, "it's yourturn."She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs but comes downwith four legs?"The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references--no answer. He taps into the airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress--no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.The blonde says "Thank you" and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,"Well, what's the answer?"Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer$5.00, and goes back to sleep.